You can kit your silly willy out to look more appealing to the eye, or just…sillier. When it comes to the multi-player mode, you’ll be able to play with eight other schlongs, either locally, or Online. The voice over however doesn’t follow a set sequence, as sometimes, your actions can introduce additional dialogue in a similar fashion to the narration in, The Stanley Parable.
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Rather frustratingly, there are no options for subtitles with this title yet, something I hope is implemented in a later update to not only allow more accessibility for those who require subtitles, but also to keep up with what’s being said if you find yourself, like me, getting distracted playing with flacid physics. Genital Jousting’s story is voiced by a female with an alluring voice. Tasks are comically carried out, with eventual success…after making a huge mess. Various tasks that would otherwise be easy are actually fairly hard, and this is where I want to draw a likeness to Octodad. You find yourself feeling for the trouser snake and becoming engrossed between the nicely linked scenes, and there’s even an interactive montage section that worked really, really well.
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You’ll follow John on a very eventful journey to find love, and even find yourself committing sexual harassment on various other skin flutes for one scene, leaving a bit of an uncomfortable atmosphere lingering as you continue playing as this love stick who seems to get lost along the hard path to find love.īesides this awkward situation, the story is actually fairly engaging. The game plays from a just-a-bit-higher-than-isometric viewpoint as you look down on the phallus. It’s not a long story, and John isn’t that long either, but it’s also not a hard story, just like John. A lonely ding-dong who is looking for a date to join him to his high school reunion. In Genital Jousting’s story, you take control of John. 2018 has arrived, and with it we see the story mode being introduced to the title. Originally, players were able to play the title as a penis, with the goal being to penetrate one another, either offline against computer controlled giggle sticks, or Online against other one eyed snakes. Genital Jousting, developed by, Free Lives and published by Devolver Digital, hit Steam as an Early Access title back in November 2016. Genital Jousting is one of these type of games. A game that you don’t understand why it is a thing, but it is. Every now and then a game comes out that is just incredibly bizarre.
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